Friends, it's official... my heart is broken, all my dreams are dashed all because my OTHER true love is now officially
off the market! That's right John Krasinski aka the actor that plays my ficitional tv boyfriend and the namesake of my cat is getting married to some British whore! Okay whore is probably a strong word, I'm sure she is lovely but I loved him first! Now I know how
Kristen feels about the whole Ryan Reynolds being married to that girl that shall not be named.
I guess John finally got word about my impending nuptials and figured he may as well settle for second best. At least now Kristian doesn't have to worry about me moving forward with my plan of stalking...err...I mean meeting John and running off with him.
Congratulations John and Emily...I wish you a lifetime of happiness...or in Hollywood standards about 3-5 years!
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awww i'm sorry hun. you are so much better than that british hussy! well at least you know it won't last. it's hollywood. i give them 2 years max.
I cannot believe it. My heart breaks for us and for Pam. Le sigh.
Oh no. What can I do to make this better? I know this must be an extremely rough time for you.
(she's a total hoe bag, got nothin on you.)
JUST SAYIN
Gawd, is there anything cuter than him on the face of this earth?
I THINK NOT.
Tragedy! Damn you Jim, my heart is broken!
Damn, now he's off my list.
My deepest condolences.
that's ok...you can call her a whore...i won't judge... and don't worry. 3-5 yrs is generous!! i give them 2....tops
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